Doyle major, I expect now much better from you.
Watson a walk-on? Co-starring the page?
Don’t cut out your Boswell’s beautiful poetry -
This reads as directions for performing on stage.

Carbuncle becomes here a lost yellow stone.
A waxwork, a base Count. It all is ‘plate-glass’.
You’re recycling ideas, indeed are you not?
C plus. No gold star. See me after class.