The Solitary Cyclist: Words from the Dog Cart Horse

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Canon Story: The Solitary Cyclist
Title: Words from the Dog Cart Horse (The Return of The Ocelot Tales)
Author: thesmallhobbit
Rating: G
Ocelot's Note: We do try to get the views of the most intelligent animals, unfortunately this horse didn't seem to have a clue what was going on.

First of all they want me, because “it’s not safe to cycle”; then they get out in a hurry leaving me to canter off by myself; then someone else gets in and turns me back, before letting me eat some grass.  Finally the first one comes back and I’m off like lightening again.  I wish they’d make their minds up.

Comments

[debriswoman]

Poor bewildered beast:-(

(see how I resist equine puns this time...)

Nicely done.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Because you would be recycling most of them ;)

And thank you.

[debriswoman]

Couldn't handle that...:-p

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, we wouldn't want to break with tradition ...

[debriswoman]

I think I spoke too soon...

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Although I would hate to saddle you with too much responsibility ...

[debriswoman]

Since you frame your words so nicely...

[spacemutineer.livejournal.com]

What a hassle for Mr. Horse. Do they want his help pulling them around or what? It's like no one even considered how he felt at all! :)

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he would appreciate that you understand his situation.

[methylviolet10b]

Poor horse, he definitely got the runaround in this story. ;-) Very droll!

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm glad you liked it.