ext_12197 ([identity profile] gardnerhill.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sherlock602015-12-13 09:30 am
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The Adventure of the Dying Detective: Best Served Cold

Title: The Adventure of the Dying Detective: Best Served Cold
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: None.
Summary: It is unhealthy both to eat a heavy meal after a 3-day fast, and to mis-use the affections of one’s closest friend.

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“No Simpson’s for you tonight.” I pushed my friend back into his bed and raised my voice. “Mrs. Hudson! A bowl of broth. Unsalted.”

The dismay on Sherlock Holmes’ face was not feigned.

“A teaspoon every quarter-hour,” I said firmly. “Or is that prescription beyond my ‘mediocre qualifications’?”

I suspect the grim smile on our landlady’s face mirrored my own.
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[identity profile] okapi1895.livejournal.com 2015-12-13 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I find this hilarious. I'm going to tuck it away for use in...something, sometimes.