The Creeping Man: Cocktail Recipe

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Story: The Creeping Man

Rating: Gen

A.N.: According to Wikipedia, the Monkey Gland was created in the 1920s by Harry MacElhone, owner of Harry's New York Bar in Paris. It is named after the surgical technique of grafting monkey testicle tissue into humans made famous by Doctor Serge Voronoff.

The Monkey Gland

2 drops of grenadine

1 3/4 ounces of gin

2 drops of absinthe

1 ounce of orange juice

Combine in a shaker with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a chilled glass. Enjoy with your faithful Boswell at the ‘Chequers’ before catching the early train to town. Best accompanied by talk of above-reproach linen and little-farm dreams.

Comments

[jcporter1.livejournal.com]

that should do it

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

I've just been reading about the Monkey Gland and Voronoff on Wiki myself. What an interesting and original aspect for you to choose to write about for your 60 ^^

I love your last line - it so poignantly points out the difference between Presbury and Holmes. Presbury wants to recapture the past; Holmes is content to move forward, onto the next part of his life.

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

Little farm dreams... and bees? ; )

Wonderful use of testicles.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Sounds ideal. And definitely best drunk out of town, there is never any gin in 221B when one wants it.

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the absinthe alone will probably make a man out of...someone :)

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Holmes does seem to have a bit of a wake-up call at the end.

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Of course, ALWAYS bees! I don't know if the monkey would agree with you...better to drink in their honor and leave the actual testicle on its owner, I think.

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Ha,ha! So true. I hadn't thought of that. No need to break in to Mrs. Hudson's medicinal supply.

[debriswoman]

A neat angle to take:-)

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the monkey has other consolations. It's just rather rare to see testicles here in ACD world.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

I feel the sudden urge to come up with the riposte: "Have you tried looking on AO3?" :P

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Bleah. Sounds ghastly. I'll stick to the port, thanks.

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Holmes would probably agree. I think Watson might give it a try, though.

[godsdaisiechain.livejournal.com]

My bad. I meant this particular little slice of ACD world (as in this com), so that was not clear.

But now I'm left in a bit of a pickle: Do I let everyone assume that I search for testicles (or fail to see them) in Ao3?