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gardnerhill.livejournal.comTitle: The Hound of the Baskervilles, Ch. 9-12: The Man on the Tor
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Extreme crack ahead. May prove incomprehensible to non-Americans.
Summary: “Hound of the Baskervilles” - Directed by Ed Wood.
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Selden the convict loomed over Sir Henry and me, a massive bald behemoth with one expression: a contorted scowl. “Stay off moor,” he rumbled in a Swedish accent, his enormous fists flexing.
And suddenly Sherlock Holmes was wrapped around the lummox’s huge head. “Run!” he shouted.
As we stumbled past pasteboard headstones we heard a man in angora shout, “Cut!”
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Author’s Note: Ed Wood Jr. was an eccentric 1950s American filmmaker infamous for making cheap, poorly-acted horror movies. His stable of actors included fallen-on-hard-times Bela Lugosi – and a Swedish wrestler named Tor Johnson. (Wood was fond of wearing angora sweaters.)
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Extreme crack ahead. May prove incomprehensible to non-Americans.
Summary: “Hound of the Baskervilles” - Directed by Ed Wood.
***
Selden the convict loomed over Sir Henry and me, a massive bald behemoth with one expression: a contorted scowl. “Stay off moor,” he rumbled in a Swedish accent, his enormous fists flexing.
And suddenly Sherlock Holmes was wrapped around the lummox’s huge head. “Run!” he shouted.
As we stumbled past pasteboard headstones we heard a man in angora shout, “Cut!”
***
Author’s Note: Ed Wood Jr. was an eccentric 1950s American filmmaker infamous for making cheap, poorly-acted horror movies. His stable of actors included fallen-on-hard-times Bela Lugosi – and a Swedish wrestler named Tor Johnson. (Wood was fond of wearing angora sweaters.)
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