The Sussex Vampire: Mr. Muirhead

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

Canon Story: The Sussex Vampire
Author: scfrankles
Rating: PG
Warnings: Hypothetical baby peril
Author's Notes: Our client, Mr. Robert Ferguson, of Ferguson and Muirhead, tea brokers, of Mincing Lane, has made some inquiry from us in a communication of even date concerning vampires.


Mr. Muirhead:
Ferguson appears in your stead.
Would Doyle have tried to engulf
Your child with a werewolf?

Comments

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

All will be revealed at the following full moon
Wait patiently for the next edition of the Strand Magazine, coming soon.

[debriswoman]

Applause...and a dried flower carefully pressed between the pages of the original story. Not a heavy book, and with nice rounded edges...

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

*becomes engrossed in story all over again* *steps out unwittingly into heavy traffic* *is run over by a florist's van*

[debriswoman]

Quickly constructs floral wreath, from handy items in van.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

Oh, very sympathetic. (:P)

[debriswoman]

The wording on it is quite nice:-)

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

[Spoiler]

(Muirhead Jr. finds his mama quite scary.
During full moon, she becomes rather hairy.)

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

It appears at such times she prefers to be outdoors
Which is a good idea, less damage from large furry paws.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

Yes,the baby would hardly be happy
Having a werewolf changing his nappy.

[winryweiss.livejournal.com]

... God ... Heavens. :D
Oh, Doyle certain would.
And then Holmes would dash in and destroy the supernatural with explanation that it was mere stalker suffering from the extreme hairiness.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

"Extreme hairiness" ^_^ I do like that ^^ *giggles*

And, yes, that sounds like Holmes ^^

[winryweiss.livejournal.com]

Not that he would ever admit such, but I'm pretty sure Holmes would love making Doyle's life as unpleasant as possible. ^^