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Title: The Resident Patient: A Very Easy Complaint
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: None.
Summary: “…a very easy complaint to imitate. I have done it myself.”
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“Sherlock, we’re all going out to see Auntie Mabel. Come along! …Sherlock? Oh dear, it’s happened again. We’ll go without him, Mycroft.”
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“The rent’s due, Mr. ‘Olmes! …MR. ‘OLMES! …Blimey, he’s paralysed! I’ll get a doctor!”
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“Holmes, did you make that mess in my room? …Holmes! …Ah, here we are.”
“OW!”
“Amazing how quickly a pin cures catalepsy.”
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: None.
Summary: “…a very easy complaint to imitate. I have done it myself.”
###
“Sherlock, we’re all going out to see Auntie Mabel. Come along! …Sherlock? Oh dear, it’s happened again. We’ll go without him, Mycroft.”
***
“The rent’s due, Mr. ‘Olmes! …MR. ‘OLMES! …Blimey, he’s paralysed! I’ll get a doctor!”
***
“Holmes, did you make that mess in my room? …Holmes! …Ah, here we are.”
“OW!”
“Amazing how quickly a pin cures catalepsy.”