Wisteria Lodge: Property Annoucement

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Canon Story: Wisteria Lodge
Title: Property Announcement (as featured in the Marylebone Illustrated)
Author:thesmallhobbit
Rating: G

Anderson, North & Tallis are delighted to announce the availability of two delightful properties in Oxshott.  One would suit a single gentleman, or married couple.  The other would be ideal for a family, with plenty of rooms for servants, plus grounds.  These properties are certain to be popular, so early viewing is recommended.  Only two miles from the railway station.

Comments

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Very clever. There is one up-side to the story: real estate!

[debriswoman]

Both do sound delightful.
Bicycle sheds?
Can I speak to the previous owners?

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Oh, and ignore the chicken blood in the kitchen.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Quite correct. Somebody somewhere will always find a way to make money from a situation.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

A tricky question that. The smaller property does have a bicycle shed, but we wouldn't recommend investigating it too carefully.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

We should like to point out the property has been thoroughly cleaned at no little expense to the agents.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

Let's hope the next lot of tenants in both properties have a happier and less dramatic stay.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Indeed. The agents will be looking carefully at all prospective tenants.

[debriswoman]

*backs off politely*

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

We've had a number of other prospective tenants react similarly.