Wisteria Lodge: Bones, Part II

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Title: Wisteria Lodge: Bones, Part II
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Crackish.
Summary: Can be thought of as an unofficial sequel to this 60-word tale.

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“One distinct advantage that Surrey holds,” said Sherlock Holmes, “is that it boasts far better trained forensic people than in many other places. Such as those in Norwood. “

I buried my grin behind my paper. “Say, a doctor who can immediately tell that certain bones are not human, versus mistaking dog or rabbit bones for a Mr. Jonas Oldacre?”
 

Comments

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Inspector Baynes does Surrey a lot of credit in this story. It's too bad if this is the only story that he appears in. I wonder what the crime rate is in his neck of the woods...

[debriswoman]

That's certainly a start:-)
I still wonder if the Norwood Doctor wasn't quite working to scale...:-p

[laurose8.livejournal.com]

Neatly pointed out. I can just hear their tones of voice.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

When I read the bit about the charred bones in WIST, I immediately thought of NORW and your 60 ^__^

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

I'm still happily of the opinion Jonas Oldacre had long floppy ears and a bob tail.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

He'd make a brilliant criminal if so, because no one EVER suspects The Bunny! Except maybe Twitchy the Squirrel (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEJDYO53750) in HOODWINKED.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

There's a whole set of stories to be told about Baynes.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Maybe if they'd called in the freaking VET instead, they'd have figured that out earlier.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I love the idea of them hashing these things out while Watson is writing up the cases.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Could be worse - Peter (Wallace) Sallis voices the sociopathic Oldacre for the BBC Radio series, and when Holmes wonders if he used a dog's bones I screamed "GROMIT!!"

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

Oh, great heavens ^^" (^_^) And now I'm imagining stories about dark!Wallace...

Actually, what do I mean "imagining"? This is fanfiction - they probably exist ^^

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

You were saying about dark!Wallace (https://youtu.be/6jyMYaWOZ8k?t=71)?

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear...

[debriswoman]

Yep
As you know, I have my theory on that one...