The Devil's Foot: Holiday Planning

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Canon Story: The Devil's Foot
Title: Holiday Planning (as featured in the Marylebone Illustrated)
Author:thesmallhobbit
Rating: G

For those of you who are looking for a quiet holiday we would suggest Poldhu Bay in Cornwall.  From there it is possible to explore the picturesque coastline of Mounts Bay, together with the rolling moors and small old-world villages with their ancient churches.  The area is peaceful and ideal for any who wish for a break from their troubles.
 

Comments

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

(Going by the level of murders, a permanent break from your troubles...)

I mean, it all sounds wonderful. (*plans to holiday as far away from Cornwall as possible*)

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Perfect rest cure--just bring your own candles and foot warmer.

[debriswoman]

Tempting...
What could possibly go wrong?

[laurose8.livejournal.com]

And that was just one standard example of their many advertisements. Of course, we have truth in advertising laws nowadays, so it would never happen...

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

We are not obliged to specify the extent of the break.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

And avoid any lion hunters!

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Surely nothing!

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Due to a number of complaints received, the late edition of this week's MMI now states "The area is peaceful and possibly ideal for any wishing for a break from their troubles."

[debriswoman]

I am certain of it, and have packed my bags accordingly:-)

[debriswoman]

*looks at packed bags a little uneasily...*

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Excellent news. Have a lovely time!

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you will be fine - it's just certain individuals who encounter difficulties.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

It's a break for SOME troubles - a certain convalescing consulting detective couldn't be happier - but his partner is currently banging his head against the side of the house.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

The area has excellent restorative properties.