Canon Story: Shoscombe Old Place
Title: Handy Guide to the Turf-ed Out
Author:
scfrankles
Rating: G
Author's Notes: “Then I’ll make you my ‘Handy Guide to the Turf.’”
Odds of Sherlock Holmes not being bored:
9/1
Odds of bullets not ricocheting off Mrs. Hudson’s love seat:
4/1
Odds of not being summarily thrown out:
3/1
Odds of not regaining entrance after dark, via the pantry window:
1/1
Odds of Mrs. Hudson not waiting silently in the kitchen, armed with a broom:
I wouldn’t like to bet on it.
Title: Handy Guide to the Turf-ed Out
Author:
Rating: G
Author's Notes: “Then I’ll make you my ‘Handy Guide to the Turf.’”
Odds of Sherlock Holmes not being bored:
9/1
Odds of bullets not ricocheting off Mrs. Hudson’s love seat:
4/1
Odds of not being summarily thrown out:
3/1
Odds of not regaining entrance after dark, via the pantry window:
1/1
Odds of Mrs. Hudson not waiting silently in the kitchen, armed with a broom:
I wouldn’t like to bet on it.