Shoscombe Old Place: Handy Guide to the Turf-ed Out

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Canon Story: Shoscombe Old Place
Title: Handy Guide to the Turf-ed Out
Author: scfrankles
Rating: G
Author's Notes: “Then I’ll make you my ‘Handy Guide to the Turf.’”


Odds of Sherlock Holmes not being bored:

9/1

Odds of bullets not ricocheting off Mrs. Hudson’s love seat:

4/1

Odds of not being summarily thrown out:

3/1

Odds of not regaining entrance after dark, via the pantry window:

1/1

Odds of Mrs. Hudson not waiting silently in the kitchen, armed with a broom:

I wouldn’t like to bet on it.