Canon Story: The Valley of Fear
Title: The Dynamics of Intimidation
Author:
sanguinity
Rating: G
Author's Notes: "Is he not the celebrated author of The Dynamics of an Asteroid, a book which ascends to such rarefied heights of pure mathematics that it is said that there was no man in the scientific press capable of criticizing it?"
"He's a made a laughingstock of us! I told you he would, he never earned that chair."
"Not with a schoolboy's essay on Pascal's triangle, no." The dons exchanged grim glances.
"How am I meant to review this gibberish?"
"Exactly as I intend to. 'To my deepest sorrow, my esteemed colleague's latest opus flies far beyond my ability to comprehend...'"
Title: The Dynamics of Intimidation
Author:
Rating: G
Author's Notes: "Is he not the celebrated author of The Dynamics of an Asteroid, a book which ascends to such rarefied heights of pure mathematics that it is said that there was no man in the scientific press capable of criticizing it?"
"He's a made a laughingstock of us! I told you he would, he never earned that chair."
"Not with a schoolboy's essay on Pascal's triangle, no." The dons exchanged grim glances.
"How am I meant to review this gibberish?"
"Exactly as I intend to. 'To my deepest sorrow, my esteemed colleague's latest opus flies far beyond my ability to comprehend...'"