The Second Stain: Do I Hear Three?

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Title: The Second Stain: Do I Hear Three?
Author: gardnerhill                       
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Graphic postulation. Also, H&W acting wildly out of character.
Summary: Dirty, dirty carpet.

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There was indeed a second stain bedecking the drugget – which, with the stain on the woodwork, made three.

For I was so overcome with passion by my dear friend’s amazing deductions that I leapt on him whilst he lay magnificently sprawled across the ruined carpet mid-search, and our eagerness quite made up for our haste before Lestrade could come back. 

Comments

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Ah - someone else who had similar thoughts.

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Ha! More semen stains. Ol' Artie's probably rolling over in his grave. And I salute you for bringing 60 words together. I'm having a hard time writing when it seems like the sky is indeed falling down.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

I have to say your title and your summary greatly amuse me ^___^ Cheeky old Watson - thank heavens Lestrade isn't that observant ^__^

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Doyle and his suggestive titles, y'know?

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty much in 2 modes these days - horrified, and firmly avoiding news to immerse myself in something good. 221b is my sanctuary.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Well, an old soldier knows he has to be ready to go off at any minute doesn't he?

[debriswoman]

Good heavens...
That would have rattled the readers of "The Strand"

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

More like, a few angry mobs of decent people would have burned a few newsstands.