Black Peter: Pig-out
Feb. 19th, 2017 12:15 amAuthor: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: None
Summary: He probably paid good money for the thing, after all.
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“More spareribs?”
“Holmes, I’m satiated.”
“Then some loin slices? Trotters?”
“No. More. Please.”
“Watson, I own a 400-pound pig that requires immediate consumption.”
“Holmes! The solution is obvious!”
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“Some chops, Wiggins?”
“Jest put ‘em next to the brawn and bacon, Mr. Holmes!”
“Did you lads all get ham packages to take home?”
Twenty Irregulars chorused affirmative through full, grinning mouths.