Er, it appears Okapi and I were thinking along the same lines ^^" (Though this isn't quite as clever and elegant. And NB: As Britons and Americans pronounce the names of the Greek letters in different ways, my puns may not work for everyone...)
Alpha male away from home Beta-ing around the bush Gamma-n steaks with green peas Delta poor hand - may get bum’s rush (Eps!) Ill-on most every day let’s Zeta getting better meals Eta dinner up in town from Thee-ta me that quite appeals not an Iota of remorse Kappa-n head we hit the town Lamb-da best thing on the menu Mu-sic plays as food goes down Nu courses come at quite a lick we Xi in pleasure with one voice Omicron-ic stomach ache! Pi and pudding a bad choice. Rho-ll me home now, my kind Watson Sigma… sorry… sick my stomach, from rich food and booze Tau-ell me off - put me to bed Upsilon! Apologies - I’ve rather spoilt your shoes. Phi to my thought of going out! dear, Chi-nd Watson - the bucket, please! place it on the left Psi-de of the bed O. Me. Ga, we should have stuck with peas!
A kind of abecedarian
Date: 2017-03-05 01:39 pm (UTC)Alpha male away from home
Beta-ing around the bush
Gamma-n steaks with green peas
Delta poor hand - may get bum’s rush
(Eps!) Ill-on most every day
let’s Zeta getting better meals
Eta dinner up in town
from Thee-ta me that quite appeals
not an Iota of remorse
Kappa-n head we hit the town
Lamb-da best thing on the menu
Mu-sic plays as food goes down
Nu courses come at quite a lick
we Xi in pleasure with one voice
Omicron-ic stomach ache!
Pi and pudding a bad choice.
Rho-ll me home now, my kind Watson
Sigma… sorry… sick my stomach, from rich food and booze
Tau-ell me off - put me to bed
Upsilon! Apologies - I’ve rather spoilt your shoes.
Phi to my thought of going out!
dear, Chi-nd Watson - the bucket, please!
place it on the left Psi-de of the bed
O. Me. Ga, we should have stuck with peas!