We were fairly accustomed to receive weird telegrams at Baker Street…
A selection of odd telegrams Holmes received through the year-- To begin, from Hopkins: THANK YOU FOR LENDING AN EAR. Calling that strange--not much of a boast? Well, here’s the next line: WILL RETURN EAR BY POST. And Miss K. has been dispatching her proposals again. No, not marriage: PISTOLS. AT DAWN. JUST NEXT TO BIG BEN. Though someone at Baker Street’s heart is in fetters: An admirer sends the deerstalker ten word love letters. WIPE YOUR D___ FEET--now that one’s unsigned. (Though a possible author does come to mind.) Then there’s riddles, and poems, and an analysis of soil... And there’s constant death threats from some chap called Doyle.
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A list poem
Date: 2017-03-26 12:29 pm (UTC)A selection of odd telegrams Holmes received through the year--
To begin, from Hopkins: THANK YOU FOR LENDING AN EAR.
Calling that strange--not much of a boast?
Well, here’s the next line: WILL RETURN EAR BY POST.
And Miss K. has been dispatching her proposals again.
No, not marriage: PISTOLS. AT DAWN. JUST NEXT TO BIG BEN.
Though someone at Baker Street’s heart is in fetters:
An admirer sends the deerstalker ten word love letters.
WIPE YOUR D___ FEET--now that one’s unsigned.
(Though a possible author does come to mind.)
Then there’s riddles, and poems, and an analysis of soil...
And there’s constant death threats from some chap called Doyle.