The Creeping Man: Wrong Gland

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Title: The Creeping Man: Wrong Gland
Author: gardnerhill                        
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Crack. Also a reference to one of the greatest YouTube videos ever.
Summary:  The Professor really needs to label his stuff better.
                                                                                                                                                                                
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At first Watson seemed fine after the Professor jabbed him.

But later, in an alley fight, he took on three thugs nearly twice his size – and won.

When they encountered another deadly serpent, Watson simply grabbed it in his bare hands and bit its head off. Then ate it.

…Presbury examined the unlabeled phial. “Dammit, this is Honey Badger extract!”

Comments

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

When they encountered another deadly serpent, Watson simply grabbed it in his bare hands and bit its head off. Then ate it. ^____^

I think Watson got quite a good deal there - he should probably keep taking the serum ^__^

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Can't see any problem there at all ;)

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Ha! Watson's gone Honey Badger Hulk! You wouldn't like him when he's angry!

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Mrs. Hudson can probably do without the good doctor physically tearing her cupboards apart looking for bee larvae, however.

[debriswoman]

Excellent notion:-)

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

"Mycroft, Dr. Watson thinks he's a Honey Badger."
"Hm. Have you considered taking him to a Viennese specialist?"
"Well...he DID bite off Professor Moriarty's head last week."
"Ah, I see. 'We would, but we need the eggs.'"

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Holmes might complain more, but he's already taken out half of Moriarty's gang just coming home from his club.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

There are worse things than Holmes having a honey badger for a partner.

[sanguinity]

The thing about Watson on honey badger serum, though: how would anyone be able to tell? :-D

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

YES - that was exactly my thought in making this!

"This is Joan Watson. Watch her walk thru NYC, she's pretty badass. Oh look, here are three of Jamie Moriarty's hired goons. Do you think Joan Watson cares? Joan Watson doesn't give a shit, she just starts hitting them with her baton. Look at that crazy fuck!"

[sanguinity]

That of course required a dramatic reading, and now grrlpup is rolling with laughter... :-D

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Hell, I bust out laughing reading it aloud to myself in the "honey badger" narrator voice.