The Dying Detective: Quick, Man, If You Love Me

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Title: The Dying Detective: Quick, Man, If You Love Me
Author: gardnerhill                        
Word Count: 60                     
Rating: G
Warning: Crack and postulations galore.
Summary: Quick, yes. Just not the man nor the love you were expecting.

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“Coals of fire, Holmes – coals of…” Culverton Smith paused. “Did your bedstead thump?”

“Oysters!” the malingerer gasped, and flung up his hand as if in delirium to strike the headboard.

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"It was really your fault, Holmes,” Watson insisted, rumpled and unrepentant.

Lestrade, equally rumpled, nodded. “If you will have both the Doctor and myself confined in the same small space…”

Comments

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! Yes, Holmes really should have foreseen that.

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

heh heh get 'im Lestrade!

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Serves the jerk right, anyway.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Repeatedly!

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

^_________^

That is just a perfect reinterpretation of that sentence ^__^

[debriswoman]

Oops:-p

[alafaye]

Lol!

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Tee hee. Holmes certainly deserved SOME comeuppance for the shoddy way he treats Watson in this one.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

They're just making sure Holmes doesn't FORGET there's someone back there.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

That was my reaction to coming up with the idea, yes.