The Valley of Fear: Seasick

[ennui-enigma.livejournal.com]

Canon: The Valley of Fear (VALL)
Title: Seasick
Author: ennui_enigma
Rating: G
Warnings: none
A/N: Unfortunately, it seems Birdy Edwards met his demise at the hands of Moriarty. I like to think that at least it was mighty inconvenient for the evil genius.

“Holmes has interfered once too many!” Moriarty thundered. “My reputation will suffer.”

“His career must end! I cannot continue to waste resources while he thwarts my schemes. That voyage to South Africa was the last straw! Sailing makes me sick!”

“A bullet, noose, runaway carriage, or slip off a cliff; whatever it takes to eliminate this thorn in my side!” 

Comments

[hisietari.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha, I love that image of Moriarty hanging over the railing, green-faced and... sloshing. I really do.

[ennui-enigma.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yep, I hope Moriarty had the worst case of seasickness ever :)

[debriswoman]

So, a weakness? Not sure how Holmes can turn this one to his advantage:-)

[ennui-enigma.livejournal.com]

well, we never learn if he did. course, how would Holmes know this little secret of Moriarty's. I doubt Moriarty told him :P Would be fun to theorize about such though!

[spacemutineer.livejournal.com]

I like the idea of Moriarty imagining various and sundry bloody ways to rid himself of Holmes. Adorable, in a way. :)

[ennui-enigma.livejournal.com]

Hadn't thought of it that way, but, then, yes, I could see where it might be adorable - a seasick, green, terribly frustrated Moriarty, thinking of every horrible means of revenge possible! :-P