The Second Stain & The Reigate Squire[s]/Problem

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Canon Story: The Second Stain
Title: Privacy
Rating: PG


“Watson! In the same sentence as you have mentioned my dislike for fame, you have practically published our address! Do you want every so-called fan and fervent acolyte scouring the New Forest for elderly rose breeders?”

“Oh, very well, Holmes. I shall change it.”

A bee flies past and Holmes flinches away, scowling. Watson gives a secret smile.


Canon Story: The Reigate Squires
Title: Protector
Rating: NC-17
A/N: Holmes/Watson/Hayter. I feel I should apologise for this one, but I just couldn't resist. Um.



Holmes was stretched naked upon the sofa, trembling with arousal as Hayter and I looked over his collection of Eastern pleasure devices.

“This one,” I suggested.

“Or this?” rejoined Hayter.

I contemplated the choices, then glanced at Holmes, picturing it. “Both?”

Holmes groaned.

Hayter tutted. “We shall have to take him upstairs, or risk an alarm.”




Link to my Lj for my favourite moment from the Granada Second Stain. (And what a relief that this one wasn't a massive pile of shit, like The Noble Bachelor was.)


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Comments

[ennui-enigma.livejournal.com]

First one: funny twist on the whole bee keeping Holmes idea
Second one: Good thing it was a 'bachelor pad'.

nicely written!

[flawedamythyst.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

These are both great. Changing Holmes' location makes so much sense. And the second is hilarious.

[flawedamythyst.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Yeah, I didn't think Holmes would want his real location broadcast like that.

[snycock.livejournal.com]

Great twist on Holmes' interest in bees! And I have to admit that the same thought crossed my mind when Watson talked about Hayter's house being a "bachelor establishment". Kudos to you for your guts!

[flawedamythyst.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And, yes, it's hard not to go straight to the gutter with a comment like that, right?