The Resident Patient: Monographs

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Canon Story: The Resident Patient
Title: Monographs
Author: Inner Voice
Rating: G
Warnings: none

“A little-known monograph upon nervous lesions, eh? You are unexpectedly erudite, Watson.”

“You are not the only one who endeavours to learn everything that may be of use to his profession.”

“I had thought that you read my works because you found them interesting. It seems you merely enjoy reading obscure monographs.”

“Jealousy does not become you, my dear Holmes.”

The Resident Patient: Catalept, G

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Please don't shoot me for the truly dire pun:


The Resident Patient
Title: Catalept
Rating G
Author: tweedisgood


“Alas, Watson, the occasion is not fit for the Strand. It does not qualify, you see.”

“Qualify?”

“Devoured by that Scylla of triviality which you describe in your preface to our latest adventure. I was young, I was poor: the client, old and rich. I searched her cellar whilst she fetched the doctor, and found her cat.”


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