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Canon Story: The Adventure of Black Peter
Title: Three's A Crowd
Author: tripleransom
Rating: G



Three's a Crowd

The sitting room was stygian, but when I went to open the curtains, Holmes hissed at me. "Don't Watson!"

"Not airguns, again?"

"Worse. It's Hopkins. Now he wants me to demonstrate harpooning techniques!"

"It's only natural. He admires you."

"Positively un-natural, I'd say."

"I believe I shall step round to my club this evening. After all, three's a crowd."

"Bastard."