Canon Story: The Retired Colourman
Title: An Abridgement Too Far
Author:
scfranklesRating: G
Author's Notes: "Cut out the poetry, Watson," said Holmes severely.“Too ‘poetic’?” I thrust my latest manuscript at Holmes. “There! You have my permission to edit it!”
Some days later Holmes returned my story.
“I think I have removed everything that was unnecessary,” he smirked.
I glanced at his work, then frowned. “I will never understand your sense of humour, Holmes.”
He had trimmed my story to exactly 60 words.