Canon Story: The Cardboard Box
Title: And That’s How Watson Got His Whiskers
Author:
scfranklesRating: G
Author's Notes: “The features are given to man as the means by which he shall express his emotions, and yours are faithful servants.”“So,” said the agency’s Head. “You’re Dr. Watson’s servants?”
“It’s
exhausting!” said Left-Eyebrow.
“We’re forever shooting up his forehead in surprise,” Right-Eyebrow explained.
The Head nodded. “I’ll find you both a new position.”
“My eyebrows!” cried Watson. “They’ve fallen out in the night!”
“Heavens, whatever—”
Holmes paused and stared.
“Watson. Did you have that moustache when you went to bed..?”