Black Peter: From Hell’s Heart
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Title: Black Peter: From Hell’s Heart
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Crack.
Summary: Looks like other old salts found out about 221b.
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A sailorman stumped into our parlour, harpoon in hand. “I need you to help me find the Great White.”
“Splendid disguise, Holmes!” I said. “A pitch-perfect American accent. The false peg-leg’s a nice touch.”
“What was that, Watson?” came Holmes’ voice from his room.
I turned back and smiled sheepishly at our furious client. “Please stop pointing that at me.”
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Crack.
Summary: Looks like other old salts found out about 221b.
***
A sailorman stumped into our parlour, harpoon in hand. “I need you to help me find the Great White.”
“Splendid disguise, Holmes!” I said. “A pitch-perfect American accent. The false peg-leg’s a nice touch.”
“What was that, Watson?” came Holmes’ voice from his room.
I turned back and smiled sheepishly at our furious client. “Please stop pointing that at me.”