The Musgrave Ritual: A Scandal in Bharatpur

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Title: The Musgrave Ritual: A Scandal in Bharatpur

Author: gardnerhill  

Word Count: 60 

Rating:  G

Warning: Crack.

Summary: Abominable indeed. 

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It is no pleasant situation to flee for one’s life. 

The villagers had warned me of the couple, begged me to avoid that particular Himalayan slope. Now they hid in their houses as I ran – closely pursued by a roaring Mrs. Ricoletti, all ten-foot-three of her white hairy form.  

What she saw in a decommissioned, clubfooted sailor I never knew.