The Musgrave Ritual: A Scandal in Bharatpur

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Title: The Musgrave Ritual: A Scandal in Bharatpur

Author: gardnerhill  

Word Count: 60 

Rating:  G

Warning: Crack.

Summary: Abominable indeed. 

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It is no pleasant situation to flee for one’s life. 

The villagers had warned me of the couple, begged me to avoid that particular Himalayan slope. Now they hid in their houses as I ran – closely pursued by a roaring Mrs. Ricoletti, all ten-foot-three of her white hairy form.  

What she saw in a decommissioned, clubfooted sailor I never knew. 

Comments

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

A yeti! Another tale which perhaps the world is not yet ready for.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Yeah - better stick to rampaging dinosaurs or something believable like that.

[debriswoman]

Important to take phrases literally:-)
Run fast, run far.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Holmes will likely never sneer at "local colourful metaphors" again.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

^_____________^

I love particularly that you put the emphasis on what does she see in him? ^____^

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

It's very "Muppet Show" that way, isn't it? She could have her pick of any handsome sherpa. Ricoletti probably swept her off her paws with his sea stories.

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Hee, hee. And if she had a six-pack under her snowy fur she could be an Abdominal Abominable...what?

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Abhorrent.