The Blue Carbuncle: A Recipe

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Canon Story: The Blue Carbuncle
Title: A Recipe
Author: azriona
Rating: R
Author's Notes: I’ve been on a cooking kick lately (I’m writing a restaurant AU, so sue me). I started to wonder how one would cook the goose. I’m pretty sure this isn’t quite the recipe anyone used. (And yes, I know I’ve skipped a few steps.) Can be read either as ACD or BBC, I think.



Take one goose. Pluck and clean him of his fine feathers; set aside for later laundering. Rub his skin with oil and sweet-smelling herbs; avoid his ticklish places (optional). Stuff him with sausage and onions. Roast, turning often for a nice brown color, until hot, and serve on a bed of greens.

“John, your sheets are white.”

…Serve with potatoes.

 

Comments

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Just so long as he doesn't ask Mrs Hudson to check the recipe ;)

[azriona.livejournal.com]

Indeed. :)

[spacemutineer.livejournal.com]

Wow -- that's some terrific innuendo. :) Well done!

[azriona.livejournal.com]

Thanks!