The Priory School: The Horse from the Fighting Cock Inn

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Canon Story: The Priory School
Title: The Horse from the Fighting Cock Inn (The Return of The Ocelot Tales)
Author: thesmallhobbit
Rating: PG
O/N: With apologies for the language used by the horse

Do I look like an effing cow?  Do cows have flowing manes and tails?  Do I sound like a cow?  Nay!  I do not even move like a cow.  So why am I leaving tracks like a bl – er – asted cow?  Something very strange is going on here.  And if I know my owner it is not only strange, but dishonest too.

Comments

[trillsabells.livejournal.com]

You had me at Nay...

Poor affronted horse. Loved it.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Thank you. It is extremely insulted.

[debriswoman]

Equine disgruntlement.

Excellent work:-)

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Thank you. It will no doubt go on about it for the whole of the following week.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

It is oddly disconcerting hearing a horse swear. I always think of them as such noble creatures. But then again, when you think of how a member of the human "nobility" acts in this story... This horse may be a little rough about the edges but he knows what's right.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

You should hear some of the London cabhorses, especially when there's been a near collision ;)

[capt-facepalm.livejournal.com]

Nay?
BWAHAHAHA!

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

The ocelot wishes you to know that whilst it may apologise for the language used it never apologises for the puns.

[spacemutineer.livejournal.com]

Do I look like an effing cow?

HAHAHA! Love this one!

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Thank you. You wouldn't expect the landlord of the Fighting Cock to have a politely spoken horse, would you?