The Noble Bachelor: Lord St. Simon

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Canon Story: The Noble Bachelor
Author: scfrankles
Rating: G
Author's Notes: “Lady St. Simon is a myth. There is not, and there never has been, any such person."


Lord St. Simon
(A name handy for rhymin’)
Was worried about his kin and his kith
Finding out his missus was a myth.

Comments

[debriswoman]

*sighs*
Hands over lawyers phone number.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

*gets finger trapped between keys while using mobile phone, attempts to pull finger free, the force catapults phone at head - is knocked out again*

[debriswoman]

Oh well, can't get into any more trouble now...

(All these litigation threats have hardened my heart btw, I am usually more sympathetic...)