The Noble Bachelor: This Week's Agony Column

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Canon Story: The Noble Bachelor
Title: This Week's Agony Column (as featured in the Marylebone Illustrated)
Author:thesmallhobbit
Rating: G

For Sale: Wedding dress.  Never worn.  Impulse buy, now regretted.  Contact EW

Missing: Miss Eliza Wilcox, due to be married this Saturday.  Not seen for last three days.  Box60

Stolen: set of silver spoons.  Sentimental value.  Reward for recovery.  Box60

Sudden availability: back room in bar, suitable for celebration.  Last minute cancellation.  The Plough

Silverware bought and sold.  Reasonable prices.

 

Comments

[debriswoman]

Hmmm...I see a tale emerging...:-p

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Holmes always found the Agony Columns very instructive.

[debriswoman]

Indeed:-)

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

Crikey - you think someone loves you and it turns out they're just after your spoons... *shakes head sadly*

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Diamonds may be a girl's best friend, but a set of silver spoons come a close second ;)

[laurose8.livejournal.com]

Welll thought and well written, and touching.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much.

[tardisjournal.livejournal.com]

A very intriguing series of ads! One could almost imagine that they were related, if one was in a fanciful mood...

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

I know - it's amazing where the imagination can take a person ;)