The Creeping Man: A Timely Warning

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Canon Story: The Creeping Man
Title: A Timely Warning (as featured in the Marylebone Illustrated)
Author:thesmallhobbit
Rating: G

Whilst there is no harm in indulging in the simpler ideas for anti-aging, such as hair dye, face creams and even moustache wax for a drooping moustache, we would strenuously advise against the more extreme attempts, which can only result in disappointment and in some cases actual harm.  A gentle walk in our beautiful Regent’s Park will be more beneficial.
 

Comments

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

I suspect this suggestion is monkey-approved!

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is!

[debriswoman]

Such a sensible periodical:-)

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

We are glad you think so.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

And chasing criminals through Regent's Park with a friend and laughing about it afterwards is even better at keeping you young ^^

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

This is true, although we would recommend caution when running in the park. An unfortunate trip could lead to unwanted injury.

[laurose8.livejournal.com]

If only Presbury had taken heed! Though, mind you, I think he's rather than the gentle walk he's the rough country hike type.

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

A country hike is fine, so long as one does not overtire oneself.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

One of our regular readers in Sussex reminds us that keeping active with an interesting hobby is also excellent for maintaining one's health and mental acumen. (This same reader also offers several beeswax- and honey-based compounds for external and internal use.)

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

We would heartily endorse this reader's recommendations.