The Sussex Vampire: Letter to the Editor
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sherlock60Canon Story: The Sussex Vampire
Title: Letter to the Editor (as featured in the Marylebone Illustrated)
Author:
thesmallhobbit
Rating: G
Sir,
I wish to make use of your publication to contact those of my relatives who remain in the neighbourhood. I return to London for a vacation at the end of the following month, arriving at the Port of London on the Matilda Briggs and thereafter staying at the Northumberland Hotel, where visitors will be welcome.
Yours,
Giant Rat
Sumatra
Title: Letter to the Editor (as featured in the Marylebone Illustrated)
Author:
Rating: G
Sir,
I wish to make use of your publication to contact those of my relatives who remain in the neighbourhood. I return to London for a vacation at the end of the following month, arriving at the Port of London on the Matilda Briggs and thereafter staying at the Northumberland Hotel, where visitors will be welcome.
Yours,
Giant Rat
Sumatra
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Date: 2016-01-31 01:53 pm (UTC)My Dearest GR,
Imagine my delight on learning of your pending arrival while perusing periodicals as I broke my fast the other day. I froze, forked kipper midway between plate and incisors, at the news, London has been a duller, darker place without you, and I have such plans!
Counting the days and watching the forecast till then,
Your ever faithful cousin
MM
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Date: 2016-01-31 02:16 pm (UTC)MM STOP FORCED TO ABANDON SHIP STOP PLAN TO BOARD FURTHER SHIP SUEZ STOP DETAILS TO FOLLOW FULL STOP
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Date: 2016-01-31 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2016-01-31 09:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-01-31 10:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-01-31 01:56 pm (UTC)We have wonderful accommodations available for all rodent fauna. Lush piles of garbage. Enchanting mazes. A chance to interact with the local color.
Please contact us at your earliest convenience. We enclose a variety of baked goods for your approval.
Felix McAllister
Proprietor
Cheshire Cat's Yorkshire Terrier Getaway
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Date: 2016-01-31 02:18 pm (UTC)gardnerhill appreciation moment of the week
Date: 2016-01-31 02:42 pm (UTC)Your other cousin,
R-----n.
Re: gardnerhill appreciation moment of the week
Date: 2016-01-31 07:27 pm (UTC)Re: gardnerhill appreciation moment of the week
Date: 2016-01-31 11:54 pm (UTC)Re: gardnerhill appreciation moment of the week
Date: 2016-02-01 01:35 pm (UTC)Re: gardnerhill appreciation moment of the week
Date: 2016-02-05 05:01 pm (UTC)Heh heh. Beat me to the GMD reference.
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Date: 2016-01-31 06:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-01-31 07:28 pm (UTC)