sherlock60 | The Speckled Band: That deadly reptile Trouserus snakeus

Canon Story: The Speckled Band
Title: That deadly reptile Trouserus snakeus.
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Holmes/Watson; bed-sharing of the knocking up variety; phallic puns; crack.
Summary: The morning after the return journey from Stoke Moran.
Author’s Note: “Some of the blows of my cane came home and roused its snakish temper…” Also happy mother’s day to all the people who mother!
“Watson.”
“No, Holmes. Any damsel in distress will have to suffer through whatever murderous designs are upon her until nine o’clock. Good Lord!”
“No blows of my cane, just the nudge of my shaft, my dear fellow. Is it coming home at all?”
“Holmes!”
“Pity. I’ve roused your snakish temper when my aim was to spur other, equally serpentine, parts.”