The Yellow Face: Sham Amber
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Title: The Yellow Face: Sham Amber
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: None
Summary: Or maybe not.
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“It’s your friend Challenger.” Holmes gave me the telephone.
“Professor? Happy birthday!”
He was delighted and agitated. Yes, he’d received the amber-stemmed pipe I’d sent, the one with the fossilised mosquito.
“…Wait, what ‘experiment’?”
A screeching roar bellowed down Baker Street, accompanied by a thundering stomp of giant feet. Screams outside.
I covered my face. “Tyrannosaurus or Brontosaurus? …You idiot.”
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: None
Summary: Or maybe not.
***
“It’s your friend Challenger.” Holmes gave me the telephone.
“Professor? Happy birthday!”
He was delighted and agitated. Yes, he’d received the amber-stemmed pipe I’d sent, the one with the fossilised mosquito.
“…Wait, what ‘experiment’?”
A screeching roar bellowed down Baker Street, accompanied by a thundering stomp of giant feet. Screams outside.
I covered my face. “Tyrannosaurus or Brontosaurus? …You idiot.”
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Date: 2016-05-15 08:04 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2016-05-15 10:05 am (UTC)Greatly amusing ^_^ (I assume Mrs. Hudson will be popping outside with a ginormous collar and lead and a stern expression?)
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Date: 2016-05-15 03:48 pm (UTC)And you're right - Mrs. Hudson would march outside and drag an angry Tyrannosaurus back to its owner by the scruff of its neck like a naughty cat. "Do be careful where you leave your pets, sir!"
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Date: 2016-06-04 10:01 pm (UTC)I think you're the only one in Elementary fandom turning dinos loose on Holmes and Watson.
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Date: 2016-06-04 10:11 pm (UTC)