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Canon Story: The Reigate Squires
Title: An Extraordinary Assortment
Author:
scfrankles
Rating: G
Author's Notes: "What an extraordinary assortment!" I exclaimed.
"Oh, the fellows evidently grabbed hold of everything they could get."
“Just grab anything, you old fool!”
(...an odd volume of Pope’s Homer…) Ah, my arrogant Odysseus, who believes no-one can defeat him.
(...two plated candlesticks…) So appealing on the surface but worthless within;
(...an ivory letter-weight…) so hard and unyielding;
(...a small oak barometer…) swinging from sunshine to storms.
(...a ball of twine…) If only I could escape this labyrinth.
Title: An Extraordinary Assortment
Author:
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Rating: G
Author's Notes: "What an extraordinary assortment!" I exclaimed.
"Oh, the fellows evidently grabbed hold of everything they could get."
“Just grab anything, you old fool!”
(...an odd volume of Pope’s Homer…) Ah, my arrogant Odysseus, who believes no-one can defeat him.
(...two plated candlesticks…) So appealing on the surface but worthless within;
(...an ivory letter-weight…) so hard and unyielding;
(...a small oak barometer…) swinging from sunshine to storms.
(...a ball of twine…) If only I could escape this labyrinth.
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Date: 2016-06-05 08:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-06-05 11:32 am (UTC)This isn't really it, but I've always wanted to come up with a satisfying reason as to why burglars might truly want to take those items.
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Date: 2016-06-05 04:45 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2016-06-05 04:46 pm (UTC)Next up: why IS a raven like a writing-desk?
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Date: 2016-06-05 07:49 pm (UTC)Have you ever read Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next novels, in which he comes up with satisfying answers for that riddle? (None of which I can now remember... *sighs*)
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