The Hound of the Baskervilles: Sticks and Stones

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Title: Sticks and Stones
Canon Story: The Hound of the Baskervilles, Chapters 1-4
Rating: Mature for implied slash and phallic humour
Summary: A 60-word dick joke, that is all.
Author's Note: Keeping it classy on the 60. That's me!

“Well, Watson, what do you make of it?”
“Interesting, though elementary; larger than a terrier, smaller than a mastiff; though originally a very handsome one, it’s been so knocked about—“
“Some people without possessing genius have a remarkable power of stimulating it,” said Holmes indignantly.
“Put that Penang lawyer aside this Northumberland doctor and we’ll see, my dear man.”

Comments

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Another case of making sure the door is locked before demonstrating ;)

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

There are so many reasons for that at 221B, impropriety, fire hazard, flying china...

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

...though originally a very handsome one, it’s been so knocked about—“ *topples over laughing* Having reread the description for the stick, it's perhaps understandable your thoughts went in this direction ^__^ Never change, dear ^_^

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

'Perhaps understandable' should be my epitaph. Thank you. Someone's got to set the low end of the bar for the comm.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

As long as you continue to set the bar high for us too ^_^

[debriswoman]

Oh goodness...surprised the door ever gets unlocked at all....:-p

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Mrs. Hudson is tempted to solder it closed all the time.

[debriswoman]

Very wise.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Dick jokes first thing Sunday morning? I LOVE this fandom.

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Who needs modern adaptations? Plenty of dick jokes to be had in the original!