The Noble Batchelor: The Trout in the Milk

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Canon Story: The Noble Batchelor
Title: The Trout in the Milk
Author: thesmallhobbit
Rating: G

“Madam is mistaken.  Our milk is as it comes from the cows.  It is of the highest quality.”

“Your milk is watered down.”

“We never do this.”

“You stop at the canal and fill a bucket with water which you then add to your milk.”

“No we don’t.”

“So how else do you account for the trout in the milk?”

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Thank you.