The Missing Three-Quarter: Scab

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Title: The Missing Three-Quarter: Scab
Author: gardnerhill                        
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Crack.
Summary: Some blokes need to be reminded to keep to their own patch.

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“You wished to see me?” Pompey wagged his tail, eager.

“Yeh.” The lurcher-spaniel stubbed out his cigar-end. “There’s only one nose as works for Mr. Holmes in this empire, sunshine, and yer lookin’ at ‘im. ”

The beagle-foxhound drooped. “But my orders!”

“Next time act like ye got rabies if you got to. But you don’t work for Holmes again.”

Comments

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

That don't mean spit in a union shop, mate. You don't. work. another. bloke's. job.