The Adventure of Wisteria Lodge: Courtship Displays

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Title: The Adventure of Wisteria Lodge: Courtship Displays
Author: gardnerhill                         
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Crack. Postulation inferred.
Summary: Commiseration in progress.

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Baynes sighed. “Did my level best. Deduced all I could in front of the fellow. Showed him how brilliant I was. All for naught.”

Hopkins refilled Baynes’ glass. "I’ve had the same luck with the other. I hung on his every word like a puppy, emulated his methods, praised him to the skies. Nothing.”

Shrug. “They’re each other’s alone, then.”

Comments

[thesmallhobbit.livejournal.com]

Aw, sweet. Maybe Hopkins and Baynes can get to know each other better.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

That does seem to be the next logical step.

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Aw. That's a great reason to drink. Cheers. Sigh.

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

For those who cannot sing torch songs.

[scfrankles.livejournal.com]

Shrug. “They’re each other’s alone, then.”

Pause.

"Fancy a few moments of mutual consolation in the broom cupboard?"

"Yeah, why not."

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Well, when you eliminate the impossible...

[debriswoman]

Bless'em:-)

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

Ha! They tried it!