The Lion’s Mane: Patsy
Jul. 23rd, 2017 12:10 amTitle: The Lion’s Mane: Patsy
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Crack.
Summary: Oh, sure – pin this on the jellyfish.
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For millennia I’ve lived below, gathering my strength to once again rise from the depths and cow these puny surface creatures. This quiet cove is perfect for a base of operations.
I killed one or two of them, sent one wounded away. The fools blame that infantile blob of tentacles.
Soon. Soon we Old Ones will rule this land again.
Author: gardnerhill
Word Count: 60
Rating: G
Warning: Crack.
Summary: Oh, sure – pin this on the jellyfish.
***
For millennia I’ve lived below, gathering my strength to once again rise from the depths and cow these puny surface creatures. This quiet cove is perfect for a base of operations.
I killed one or two of them, sent one wounded away. The fools blame that infantile blob of tentacles.
Soon. Soon we Old Ones will rule this land again.
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Date: 2017-07-23 05:31 pm (UTC)"Yes, it's clearly the jellyfish who did this!"
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Date: 2017-07-23 04:01 pm (UTC)(But a very clever connection to make ^__^)
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