Charles Augustus Milverton: A Complaint

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Canon Story: Charles Augustus Milverton
Title: A Complaint
Author: Mafief
Rating: G
Warnings: Snakes!
Author’s Notes: Holmes reads a letter to Watson about his latest published case.

“I, a representative for snake kind, here by register a formal complaint against one, Mr Sherlock Holmes. My clients demand that a formal apology be issued for slander. Calling my clients ‘wicked’ with ‘deadly eyes’ and comparing them to the Milverton is continuing the misrepresentation...

“You get the idea. They prattle on extolling snake’s virtues and suggestions for restitutions. Bah!”

Comments

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

Well, the rats and the bulldogs and the ferrets might have cases, too, re: Lestrade. But given ACD, restitution might be a jug of milk and a whistle!

[mafief.livejournal.com]

Dude! I forgot about them and they totally do.
Hehe, because those are 100%, absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, known restitutions for snakes. ;)