The Mazarin Stone: Two Busts
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Canon Story: The Mazarin Stone
Title: Two Busts
Author: Mafief
Rating: G
Warnings: crack
Summary: The wax busts from The Empty House and The Mazarin Stone finally meet when they are stored together.
“What’s your story?”
“What did you say?” said the earless bust. “Do you know you have a hole in your head?”
“Yes,” growled the other bust. “From an air gun.”
“Atila the Hun?”
“Air gun. Who made you?” The other bust enunciated because clearly this one was of inferior quality.
“Tavernier.”
Naturally…
“What should we do now?”
“I could sing.”
Title: Two Busts
Author: Mafief
Rating: G
Warnings: crack
Summary: The wax busts from The Empty House and The Mazarin Stone finally meet when they are stored together.
“What’s your story?”
“What did you say?” said the earless bust. “Do you know you have a hole in your head?”
“Yes,” growled the other bust. “From an air gun.”
“Atila the Hun?”
“Air gun. Who made you?” The other bust enunciated because clearly this one was of inferior quality.
“Tavernier.”
Naturally…
“What should we do now?”
“I could sing.”
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Date: 2018-04-25 04:36 pm (UTC)Or they could... bust out! ^___^
This is such a brilliant idea. The bit with the LAST bust looking down on the MAZA one for being made by Tavernier made me laugh so much ^___^
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Date: 2018-04-28 01:11 am (UTC)I was hoping that they were made by the same person. But no, if he can't keep timelines straight he isn't going to use the same creator. I had this other idea already planned out where the younger would say the older was messed up because their creator was going blind.
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Date: 2018-04-28 01:13 am (UTC)Thanks for reading. :)