Wisteria Lodge: I See No Charm

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Title: Wisteria Lodge: I See No Charm
Author: gardnerhill                        
Word Count: 60                     
Rating: G
Warning: Seriously crack.
Summary: Well, of course he couldn't see it.

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Mr. Scott Eccles was beet-red with anger. "I've just read your account of my poor Miguel's death in the Strand!" (Naturally I'd disguised our similar natures in my story.)  "'No charm'?"

"Mr. Eccles—"

Our client broke off Holmes' placating tone and unfastened his flies, shoving both trousers and pants to his knees. "There!"

We both stared.

"Ah," said Holmes.

Comments

[okapi1895.livejournal.com]

How does it go? Charm is in the eye of the holder something something...

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

And now you know the rest of the story.