Canon Story: The Second Stain
Title: Wonderful
Author:
azriona
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Author's Notes: At the end of the story, Watson describes the Prime Minister’s eyes as “wonderful”. My notes read: “WTF?” Mocking thus ensued.
“Holmes, you are staring at me.”
“I am conducting an experiment.”
“Do elaborate.”
“Very well; describe my eyes.”
“Piercing? Unblinking? Studious?”
“Not…wonderful?”
“You looked at my notes again.”
“Of course! I must ensure their accuracy.”
“Then should publication ever become a possibility, I shall certainly mention your fetching smile.”
“Best not, Watson. You could make the Prime Minister quite jealous.”
***
Canon Story: The Reigate Squires
Title: Analysis
Author:
azriona
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack
Author's Notes: In which I take handwriting analysis way too seriously. It’s really hard to mimic handwriting that doesn’t conform with your own; I had to rewrite the list about five times. And yeah, this is more BBC Sherlock than ACD.

“John. We should have sex. Immediately.”
John blinked and considered.
“Yeah, all right.”
***
Canon Story: The Scandal in Bohemia
Title: Heartbeat
Author:
azriona
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Author's Notes: This started out one thing and ended up somewhere very different. I don’t think I wrote this as much as it wrote me.
The door echoed out the heartbeat of my days. Slams marked lonesome homecomings. Knocks were adventures in the making. Wiggins’ quick rat-a-tat-tat, Lestrade’s fist banging an impatient one-two-three, or the shy and uncertain tock-tock of a client.
Every sound brought me hope, frustration, and ultimately boredom. Only the tap of his step on the stair, coming home, brought me joy.
Title: Wonderful
Author:
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Author's Notes: At the end of the story, Watson describes the Prime Minister’s eyes as “wonderful”. My notes read: “WTF?” Mocking thus ensued.
“Holmes, you are staring at me.”
“I am conducting an experiment.”
“Do elaborate.”
“Very well; describe my eyes.”
“Piercing? Unblinking? Studious?”
“Not…wonderful?”
“You looked at my notes again.”
“Of course! I must ensure their accuracy.”
“Then should publication ever become a possibility, I shall certainly mention your fetching smile.”
“Best not, Watson. You could make the Prime Minister quite jealous.”
***
Canon Story: The Reigate Squires
Title: Analysis
Author:
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack
Author's Notes: In which I take handwriting analysis way too seriously. It’s really hard to mimic handwriting that doesn’t conform with your own; I had to rewrite the list about five times. And yeah, this is more BBC Sherlock than ACD.

“John. We should have sex. Immediately.”
John blinked and considered.
“Yeah, all right.”
***
Canon Story: The Scandal in Bohemia
Title: Heartbeat
Author:
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Author's Notes: This started out one thing and ended up somewhere very different. I don’t think I wrote this as much as it wrote me.
The door echoed out the heartbeat of my days. Slams marked lonesome homecomings. Knocks were adventures in the making. Wiggins’ quick rat-a-tat-tat, Lestrade’s fist banging an impatient one-two-three, or the shy and uncertain tock-tock of a client.
Every sound brought me hope, frustration, and ultimately boredom. Only the tap of his step on the stair, coming home, brought me joy.