Canon Story: The Resident Patient
Author:
mundungus42Rating: G
Inspector Lanner
Not a planner,
Couldn't be accused of snobbery,
For letting Sherlock solve the Worthingdon robbery.
Little Biddle
Played the fiddle
Diddled by Sutton's informing,
That very man he won't be mourning.
Norah CrienaOn Watson's antenna,
For sinking somewhere off the shore of Lisbon
And failing to convey the gang to Brisbane.
One wonders why the doctor
When given his copious cash to proctor
A patient in his residence
Did so while lacking precedence?
Perhaps Trevelyan
Observed his benefactor ailin',
Deduced the cause, succumbed to rage,
Conveniently blaming it on the page.